Three Retirement Gag Gifts That You Can Give To Liven Up The Farewell Party


Retirement is not supposed to be a sad and emotional occasion so instead of dwelling on the idea that your friend is leaving the office leaving you alone with no one to share your lunch with, you better shape up and think of something funny that could liven up your friend farewell party. To help you come up with some really interesting retirement gag gifts, here are some ideas for you.

Get Your Friend A Cane

Your friend may not really be that old as to need a cane for walking but a cane would make a good retirement gag gift. If you friend is a woman, you can get him one of those elaborately decorated pink canes. On the other hand, if your friend is a man, find some funny looking cane with some stickers of Viagra on it. That should be hilarious. To spice up the party, get someone to impersonate your friend walking with a cane. That should make everyone laugh at the party. Just make sure that you do not unduly embarrass your friend with your attics. Remember that even good natured jokes can make some people uncomfortable so if your friend happens to be one of those very serious introverts who are not so good at handling jokes, just tone down the gags a little. There is no point of causing your friend undue stress with all the impersonations and such.

Get Your Friend A Bottle Of "Retirement Pills"

If you are looking for some funny military retirement gift for your friend, consider getting him/her a bottle of "retirement pills". The "retirement pills" should be colorful and should have funny labels like "pain in the butt", "weathered wit" and the likes. The bottle pills should come with some funny prescriptions that you can read out loud during the retirement party before you hand it to your friend as his/her retirement gag gift.

Sticker Tattoos

This old school retirement gag gift never goes out of style. Yes, your grandparents probably got one of these retirement gag gifts when they retired fifty years ago but the thing is that tattoos are always in. The only difference here is the design and the message that these sticker tattoos have. To find the right sticker tattoos as retirement gag gift for your friend, go to a specialty store and finds some really cool sticker tattoos that are more or less descriptive of the kind of life that seniors will eventually lead.